Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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