I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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