my phone needs a breathalizer
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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