:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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