She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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