she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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