Buhtt sex?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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