I was born with a shot glass in my hand
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
