Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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