How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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