Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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