That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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