i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Randomize
