Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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