The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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