why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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