yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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