Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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