why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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