Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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