guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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