It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
They left me at home... I'm a liability
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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