But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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