I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I love you. Go after that dick
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