On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
My cat gives me a boner
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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