what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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