I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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