My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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