Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm too high and old for this...
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