Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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