you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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