absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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