To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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