how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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