they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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