i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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