I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
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