Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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