Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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