Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I am puke
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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