The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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