You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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