I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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