She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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