FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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