Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
try to milk me bitch
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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