I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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