I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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