omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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