No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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