I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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