so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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