found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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