and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
only you would photoshop your dick
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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