is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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