just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I was not drunk enough for that final.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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